I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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