i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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