And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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