You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
