problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Girls should come with a carfax report
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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