So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
