When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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