remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
