"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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