Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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