This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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