i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
