Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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