I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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