i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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