Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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