Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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