So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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