that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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