i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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