I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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