awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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