I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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