hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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