Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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