I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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