I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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