why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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