nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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