I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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