? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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