O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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