Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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