She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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