i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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