Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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