I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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