My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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