Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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