There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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