is your mom at the bar?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
send nudes
from the living room?
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