its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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