At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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