when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I am mentally ready for anal.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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