If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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