I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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