was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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