i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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