Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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