im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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