Christians are straight up FREAKS
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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