There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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