Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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